New is one of the most awaited holidays all over the world. People are shopping; collecting and sending gifts to friends and their loved ones. The winter season is at the peak while adding a different feeling of happiness and cheerfulness. People sending wishes is one of the old traditions associated with the New Year celebration. Funny incidences occurs, people share funny images and jokes too. At this time it has become crucial to send some lovely New Year greetings and poems to friends.
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We are well aware of the feeling when we sit to jot down a personalized poem but all a sudden memory and creativity goes in vain, The words disappears from the mind dictionary. To eliminate such situation we have this poem which you can send to your friends. It has all the funny moments and real day incidences that they find difficulty to imagine without being connected with the words.
We have gathered for you the best funny New Year Poems for you. If you are among those people who love to make others happy with funny wishes and tweets, we have other posts too. Have a look on them also.
I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favorite skirt this year!
I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year.
I wish the god spares you from telemarketing calls when trying to finish work in Friday evenings!
I wish the Hollywood actor you drool over does not get hooked by some starlet this year!
I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum throwing daughter in weekends!
I genuinely wish your aunt does not gift you a florescent purple colored dress this year.
I wish your efforts at trimming your goatee at home turns out better this year!
I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on head this year.
I sincerely wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking this year!
I wish you can resist temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks this year.
I wish you do not rush to kitchen in middle of a call to realize the cake is burnt this year!
I wish there is less snowfall or queue when you wait for Black Friday Deals this year.
I sincerely wish you overcome your fear of cockroaches this new year.
I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets!
I wish your favorite celebrity or model comes up with an easier to follow diet this New Year. Happy New Year 2016
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